(Phatforums News / College Candy) – It’s every girls worst nightmare that she’ll grow old with seventy cats and no husband. While it’s completely reasonable to want to avoid this feline fate, the opposite is true of dogs. Having recently adopted a puppy, I’ve found reason to believe that having a furry friend is better than having a boyfriend. They may be mans best friend, but dogs are woman’s best wingman.
Reason #10: They put their own balls in their mouth.
Reason #9: There’s no confusion about where the relationship is going. You know you’re going to feed and pet them till the day they die and, like all dogs, go to heaven.
Reason #8
You control what toys they bring into your bedroom.
Reason #7
There’s no need for tears when he puts his head in someone else’s crotch.
Reason #6
They don’t leave the seat up.
Reason #5
Their lack of opposable thumbs make them physically unable to play Madden.
Reason #4
They’re supposed to be hairy.
Reason #3
You know exactly whose butts they’re sniffing.
Reason #2
You can keep them on a leash without being labeled “psycho” or “kinky.”
Reason #1
After sleeping in your bed, they will always stay with you for breakfast.
