(PhatzNewsRoom / The Stir) — Let me just preface this post by saying that I have the greatest husband — most of the time. But even a really wonderful man can drive his woman nuts every once in awhile. For example, why do they always ask questions they should darn well know the answer to. I know I’m not alone here, ladies. So I took a quick and very informal poll of women in relationships and they revealed all of the really annoying things their guys continually ask. So take a look at the 15 questions women wish men would just stop asking!
Where do we keep the toilet paper? — Same place it’s been stored since we moved into this house five years ago!
Do we have any snacks? — I don’t know. Why don’t you open the cupboard and look!
Do I have any deodorant? — Hmm. How will we solve this mystery? I know, try checking your bathroom cabinet.
Do we have any milk? — Open. The. Fridge. And. Look!!!!
Where’s the mail? — In that mailbox you walked by right before you stepped inside.
Do you need help with the dishes? — Next time ask before you see me put the last plate away.
Are you watching that? — Of course not. I am just sitting here staring at the screen for no apparent reason.
Where is my hat? — Wherever you left it when you took it off.
Do you mind if I watch the games? — Hmmm. Is that plural, meaning more than one? Ugh.
You gonna wear that? — Why go there?
Is it that time of the month? — If you mean the time of the month that you are annoying, then yes.
Can you change his diaper? I did the last one! — Oh yeah, and I did the last 50 before that.
Do we really have to go? — Yes.
If you died, you’d want me to remarry, wouldn’t you? — Sure, as long as she’s older and fatter than me.
Why are you so annoyed? — See any of the above!