(Phatforums Blog/ Cyberspace) – “A chick is basically a mutation of a man.” – Calvin from ‘Calvin & Hobbes’.
“Chicks consist of atleast 30% spice which makes them hot and have a short temper. The rest is mostly sugar which makes them sweet and fun to eat” – Anonymous.
“Chicks don’t poop. Well, they poop but only flowers come out. They don’t fart either. Well when they fart, they fart perfume.” – Anonymous.
“The latter word contradicts the former word.” – Oscar Wilde on the ‘Perfect Woman’.
According to me, chicks are hard working, strong, mature, don’t bitch about ridiculous things and actually accomplish things…. Wait. What am I saying?? Screw all this. Chicks are just the opposite of all this!!
Well, if you guys believed that only men have a “Bro Code”, then you are living in the dark ages. The chick too have a “Chick Code” of their own. And I have mentioned a few excerpts from the Chick Code below, which in no way is the official version since, bring a Bro, I have no access to a copy of the Chick Code. It’s obvious. Ain’t it….
(If you guys out there are not aware of the Bro Code, then daaa!! You should bury yourself alive! Shame on you guys!! Read this and this and this and this to enlighten yourself about the Bro Code.)
1) A chick shall not sleep with another chick’s ex-boyfriend unless she does.
2) A chick never pays for anything. Ever!!
3) A chick shall never support another chick, whatever the reason maybe!!
4) If a chick asks another chick to keep a secret, then… Are you kidding!! In the entire history of humankind, chicks have never been able to keep a secret!! Ever!!
5) The favorite color of all chicks shall always be pink. And none other than pink.
6) If two chicks get into a fight, they shall make catty remarks and pretend to ignore each other rather than simply stripping down and wrestling it out.
7) If a chick hears a chick empowerment song like “I will survive”, she shall stop whatever she is doing, grab another chick’s hand and shriek the lyrics at the top of her lungs.
8) If the TV is showing the movie “My Best Friend’s Wedding” or “DDLJ”, the chick has to leave whatever she is doing and watch the movie till the very end. No matter how many times she has seen it. Corollary: A chick will quickly find some work in the kitchen or somewhere else if her boyfriend is watching the movie “Die Hard” or “300”.
9) A chick may get a dog as a pet but only if it fits in her mailbox.
10) If two chicks are wearing a same outfit, each retains the right to accidently spill a drink on the other.
11) A chick shall not operate a motor vehicle in a safe manner. Corollary: If a chick does operate a motor vehicle, she will atleast hit someone.
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12) A chick shall never use the side mirror for applying lipstick while driving the car. It is extremely dangerous since it messes up the hair!!
13) A chick has a free pass to slut it up on Halloween.
14) A chick shall always say “Oww.. Sooo cute!!” at the sight of a baby or a kitten or a puppy or a man with a cute baby or a man with a cute puppy.
15) A chick shall never leave the house without putting on make-up first, even if the house is on fire. Corollary: A chick shall never go to sleep without putting on make-up first. Corollary: If a chick is on a date, she shall find some excuse to use the restroom atleast three times in order to check the make-up.
16) A chick shall always demonstrate an absolute lack of commonsense. Especially, if she is really hot!!
